I used to work in Hong Kong. It is a very large place and really busy with a vibrant social scene. This was fifteen years ago before the lease the U.K. had on the island ended and the Chinese reclaimed the colony.
Whether the taxi drivers are as obnoxious now as they were back then I have no idea but they were the rudest of any I have encountered in any city around the world that I have visited. One curious thing about Hong Kong was the way the old imperialist past left its mark with nearly all Chinese speaking some English and road signs in English and Chinese.
A road is a called a Do as in the exclamation Homer makes every episode of the Simpsons and I lived in Donald Do near the zoo.
My neighbour was a big Scotsman called Donald, just like the street name and inevitably all his mates called him Dildo because of this coincidence of his name and the street he lived in.
Donald was a very big guy and only his very closest friends got to call him Dildo so when a person he hardly knew and didn’t much care for called him by that name in a nightclub after everyone had taken a few drinks or more, Donald flattened him with a single punch to the stomach.
These were the days when everyone was making pots of money and drinking and gambling all night long. It was a work hard, play hard atmosphere and in just one example of a mad moment I bought five tickets for the final of the Rugby sevens world cup which took place every year in Hong Kong.
One ticket was for Donald the Dildo and three were for a couple of other mates and my friend Peter in London.
I felt sorry for Peter as he had lost his job and his wife had walked out so I bunged him the airfare as well. Arriving a couple of days before the rugby final I showed him the night hot spots andleaving him in a bar at around five in the morning I never saw him again until the day after the finals.
He hadn’t made the finals and had lost his ticket to an Irish pilot over a game of spoof the night before. He sheepishly told me that during the early hours of the morning he was on a final spoof that could have won him one thousand dollars against his rugby ticket. He lost and the pilot said he had to rush off to get into uniform and pilot a cargo plane to Beijing.
The man could barely walk he was so pissed and when Peter said that he must joking about being a pilot the Irishman said the only reason he lived in Hong Kong and flew for a Chinese airline was because it was the only one in the world that never bothered to breathalyse their pilots!
Donald turned out to be gay and was last seen asking a Chinaman where he could buy a gay dildo.
The answer to the question of where to buy a gay dildo is quite simply http://www.esmale.com/.
